LMFAOOO this might actually be the most chaotic message i've ever received 😭

so let me get this straight... you called me cute, declared war on misogyny, volunteered to make me sandwiches, promised to protect me in rust, said you weren't flirting immediately after flirting, apologized like 8 times, and then hit me with the skype invitation like it's 2012???

i can't even lie though, the awkwardness is kinda cute 💀

i'll consider the rust offer... but if you die first and leave me getting chased by nakeds i'm never forgiving you 😤

and for the record, next time just say "hey, i think you're cute." it's a lot smoother than writing me your entire internal monologue 😭

3K HOURS GOING 0-11 LOL SAD LIFE

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat

You're amazing, how did you ever become that good at deadlock and handsome?

hey palm ♥♥♥♥♥ no one loves you

imagiine thinking jews are the reasons for all of your problems and thats why you cheat in game ps. your wife left you for a jew