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Grab your sword and fight the Horde!
Uncle Lothar wants you!
Is that a sword? Luxury!
Is that a horse? Sloth!
Is that a helmet? Vanity!
I never say nii!
Help, help! I'm being repressed!
Scalpel, sponge, magic wand!
I have been chosen, by the big metal hand in the sky!
Guns don't kill people, I do!
I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggy too!
We must defeat the dwarves! Huh, we are the dwarves!
Dopplerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
There's, something, on, the wing!
That's how you get the Undead.
Hi, my name is Roy, I'm a magic addict. Hi Roy.
Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure!
Da Bears!
When I Attack, Part 3.
Darkness called, but I was on the phone so I missed him.
I wonder why I never run out of arrows?
I see... absolutely nothing.
Me not that kind of Orc!
The spirits are very powerful today!
It's a cookbook, a cookbook!
I pitty da fool!
Where I lay my head is home. See that rock? That's my pillow.
Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246.
And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs!
If I have wings, why am I always walking?
Yes, Darkness? Hey, what's up?
I need to print more brochures.
I'm having a mid-death crisis.
Darkness, needs to give me his cell, his line is always busy!
Don't worry about the fine print, that soul consumption part is never exercised.
No sink shall be safe from, World Domination!
Candygram!
One of the potions smells awful!
I'm going for an even bigger role in the expansion!
And this one time, at bandit camp...
Welcome back to Jaina in the morning...
:summer2019tortoise:


Grab your sword and fight the Horde!
Uncle Lothar wants you!
Is that a sword? Luxury!
Is that a horse? Sloth!
Is that a helmet? Vanity!
I never say nii!
Help, help! I'm being repressed!
Scalpel, sponge, magic wand!
I have been chosen, by the big metal hand in the sky!
Guns don't kill people, I do!
I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggy too!
We must defeat the dwarves! Huh, we are the dwarves!
Dopplerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
There's, something, on, the wing!
That's how you get the Undead.
Hi, my name is Roy, I'm a magic addict. Hi Roy.
Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure!
Da Bears!
When I Attack, Part 3.
Darkness called, but I was on the phone so I missed him.
I wonder why I never run out of arrows?
I see... absolutely nothing.
Me not that kind of Orc!
The spirits are very powerful today!
It's a cookbook, a cookbook!
I pitty da fool!
Where I lay my head is home. See that rock? That's my pillow.
Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246.
And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs!
If I have wings, why am I always walking?
Yes, Darkness? Hey, what's up?
I need to print more brochures.
I'm having a mid-death crisis.
Darkness, needs to give me his cell, his line is always busy!
Don't worry about the fine print, that soul consumption part is never exercised.
No sink shall be safe from, World Domination!
Candygram!
One of the potions smells awful!
I'm going for an even bigger role in the expansion!
And this one time, at bandit camp...
Welcome back to Jaina in the morning...
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