- First time playing. Jumped into a match with 3 randoms.
- Assigned to tactical officer on the original Enterprise.
- Myself and the helmsman are hilariously incompetant, as everything is on retro push buttons and toggle switches
- Things start to heat up. Multiple Klingon contacts

Captain: Tactical, are our shields up?
Me: Uhh..... I don't know Captain.... Are they?
*Torpedo rips though the ship, sending a red-shirt crewmember flying from his station, to his death at my feet*

".......Well I guess that'd be a no then, Captain."