mama hen is sittin pretty on her nest of straw,
peckin worms and scratching dirt
corn kernels in her craw,
but when she squawks and hurries home
and opens up her legs,

it's not brown that's comin out,
it's mama's farm-fresh eggs.

- barbara ebbs, farm council of eggs

from where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
truth is... the game was rigged from the start.

you aint got the cash to pay me out? i knew you were just another broke john from the moment i laid eyes on yo sorry ass... i guess you can say the joke is on me for not trusting my instincts...

paying my respect
g'day

Hey cutie <3

also, +rep

DM classic is a good game

Your Half Life Deathmatch Classic guide made me a God! I'm competing in all the e-sports! Haha I'm the #1 Player in that game! because no one plays it!

I was going to ask if you could friend me, but I want your friends list to stay at 69, anyways bye ,Doc.

I don't want comments :(

First comment of 2019 you're welcome, weeb.

okay, that was an epic comment

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

shut up nerd

no

whats ur operating system a LINUX???

whattus your computer run on a POTATO??

epic department approved

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gay

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absolute degeneracy

uh oh

like the rise of ancapistani

kekistani's are a gross illiegitament people trying to take notice away from the real issues

i feel like your in the kek army or some ♥♥♥♥ like that now

cool

you live in my mom's basement

sure??

are you gay now

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1917 was an inside job. Bolshevik bullets cant melt tsarist imperials.

480 BC was an inside job, Persians cant melt half steel Spartans

Yep

> steel romans
good job

410 was an inside job, Gauls cant melt steel Romans

stupid head

weeb

ow

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raw anulles

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a sith legend. Darth Plagueis the Wise was a dark lord of the sith so wise and so powerful that he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.

ooos

[h1] SHUT UP [/h1]

that hurt

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up ur ess

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