+rep such a nice and friendly person

yo when you taking your cat ears back from my bedroom

biggest gooner the west has ever seen

Hi Artyom, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible for your partner to have pleasure during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.

I met him after an insane clutch in CS:GO. We bonded over hours of gaming, late-night snacks, and mutual hatred for smurfs. One night, during a Discord call, he said, “I’ve been working on something.” Curious, I asked him what.
He replied, “Your crosshair.” Suddenly, my screen went black, and his face appeared in the center, whispering, “I am your crosshair now.” I formatted my PC and blocked him. Stay safe out there.

+rep funny guy.