5 milin dolars

gay

very cool guy

sometimes i worry

True

You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we-- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember. Come do that for my gun. Bite my lip and play with my hair...for my firearm. If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like... not like to hard but like, like still hard, you know? Like, like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time, you ♥♥♥♥♥ liberals.

gay

a little gay but still a nice guy

of course I remember those days man

dont piss me off bro.... you dont want to see my demon wolf come inside of me....

This guy doesn't klnow how to have fun. He turned up to my house and said hey lets go party, so I went and he took me to a slaughterhouse and made me chop off a pig's head.

6.675 HOURS PLAYED LOL

+rep moans like a girl

6 years ago this man trapped me in his basement for 2.5 weeks and threatened to shoot me if i tried to escape because he thought i was a cop

every winter month, i fell in love
and you said you were crying over him

omg i love starry cat

helloooo are you still alive?

Fascinating comment section you have going on here. I must remember to keep you in a small box for study.

please dont flirt with the love of my life

rawr xD

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♥♥♥♥♥♥

r u widawayly kididng me

+rep I love ihm

EFFING TW@T

bloody fkn ♥♥♥♥ yew

moms spghateei

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole!

-rep cannot handle washing the dishes, making salad, taking orders, cleaning tables, and cooking food at the same time. horrible sous-chef

owo what's this?

no this is burger king

I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MORTIFIED. My bf and I are the touchy type, and we playfully "finger" each other's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over clothes, secretly in public, as a form of affection. I don't care if you think that's weird, but this is where my practice became the absolute most embarrassing moment of my life.

I was watching the sunset with my mom and she put her arm around my waist. When I reciprocated I instinctively put my finger over her butt and gave it a little tickle, COMPLETELY accidentally. By the time I realized what I had subconsciously done, it was too late. She didn't even react–-probably because my dad does that to her all the time. Now that I think about it, I probably got it from them. But I DID notice, and in a mortified state went, "Did I just touch your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" and she laughed, and I laughed, my face turning bright red like a tomato. I want to just... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever done and I will never touch my bf's butt the same way again.

ate his ass on the cosby show, Bill Cosby said it was the most powerful display of Grocery Munching he had ever seen.

gmod = gay mod

HALAL

then wat

wat if im not lol

im kiddin u no that rigth

im kiddin lol

where is the b day sex huh!!!lol

riddle me this........if quizzes are quizzical what are tests

No, I am dead.

thanks <3

you're so hot...

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u a ♥♥♥♥♥

jbitcghh

*sniffs*

i farted

PLEATH CAN I GET ORANGE JUUTH