Who left the fridge open?
Founder and sole member of pmore stanclub
Seller of individual packets of Walkers crisps belonging to a Multipack

Now, I've had to say this a few times now…but this. Is the final time I will say this. SHUT UP…about my head! It is normal it is a nice, head, it does NOT look like a SODDING tic tac. I don’t think you know who you’re dealing with here. Look at how tall I am. I'm six foot fiiiiive.. I'm like a BEAST. You don’t want to be mocking me I tell ya. And you're all idiots, all of ya mocking me, you look like spazmoids, one of ya looks like a jacket potato with glasses on his head - and I swear there's ginger people trying to mock me, you know… I'm not the kind of person you want to be messing with. I don’t like, cats. I don’t think kittens and puppy dogs are cute in fact I think all cats are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if I'm honest with ya. When I see 'em in my garden I'm not cooing over them I run out there and “AHHHH”. Scare 'em awaaay. So you want to think carefully before mocking me again because I'm taking names down and I will shame you all in a video I will…you wouldn’t be saying this if you were standing in front of me you'd be cowering. When I eat peanut m&ms I crush each one in my fingers so I'm strong. I mean you need to STOP. THIS. STUPIDITY. Or there will be consequences and you will be shamed in a video…that’s all I gotta say about that.

If you ever find yourself in England, I would like to suggest that you visit a little place named "King's Clipstone" in Nottinghamshire that was once my home. It's a Saxon-age village that is coming to the end of its era-the trees are sparse, the houses are many and the sound of traffic is not far off, but if you ask for King John's Hunting Lodge, you can still stand by the mediaeval ruin upon the Tune that belonged in those days to Thegn Clyppe and look all around for miles in every direction. You may see as I and my ancestors once did the mighty greenwood with vistas of little hills marching in all directions, together with the streams and vales that ran therein, and you might feel as lucky as the inhabitants of those days did that no other man lived on the land that God made but yourselves, and wonder how providence brought you to that place where Man and his God walked together since the earliest days. The magic is still there for those who know where to find it.

https://youtu.be/Hc_o4VBdyUI?t=34
https://youtu.be/k9vzq3n5z98?t=407

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