I just go and fight people on my days off. Anyone can get it. Usually like to pick on the easy targets like women and children and the elderly. Thats where I get my high. Today is my day off. The streets are not safe. Battered womens shelter here I come.

I am licensed to carry a handgun in 45 states and the District of Columbia. I only take my gun off to shower and I put it in a ziploc bag. I have a 1.5s draw-to-fire time. My parents' house has 360 degree coverage with hardwired thermal cameras. I have a good relationship with my sheriff. Everyone in my family has firearms training. I drive an impeccably maintained 1993 Volvo 940 (sweet spot between modern safety features and not having an OBD-2 port) that just passed inspection. I drive the speed limit. I don't do drugs.

And to anyone who is tempted to try something anyways: if this ♥♥♥♥ continues to encroach into real life, I am going to go to your house and cut your power. Then I am going to come inside of your house in night vision goggles and switch your eyeballs and your testicles

I have played CS:GO since 2014 and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I.

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