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Oct 3, 2021 @ 9:24pm 
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻 ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃 HOES 😗💅 ITS TIME TO GET 💀SPOOKY 💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👏 GET 👊 FISTED 👊 BY A 💀 SKELETON 💀 SHOVE ✊🍭 CANDY 🌽 🌽 CORN 🍬 IN YOUR 👉 ♥♥♥♥♥ 😽 AND 🙅‍♀️ DONT 🙅‍♀️ FORGET TO SUCK 😩🙌 SOME 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 DRACULA 💉 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 💦 😩 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUME 👘 AND GO 🚪 DOOR TO DOOR 🚪 👀 👅 💦 BEGGING 😫 FOR THAT 😍 GOOD GOOD 😍
Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:01pm 
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Aug 17, 2021 @ 5:27pm 
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Dec 12, 2020 @ 5:51pm 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
Nov 15, 2020 @ 6:38pm 
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Aug 15, 2020 @ 7:28pm 
So I was playing super smash bros with a friend at my place. He brought his switch and we played some matches. My main is zero suit samus and yeah she pretty hot tho ngl. I played super smash bros on my 3Ds when I was younger and bought the Amiibo (which I couldn‘t use on a 3Ds unless I use an extra device). I never got to use it and almost forgot that it exists until my friend mentioned it and we put it on the switch. After he left I was starring on this Amibo and since my parents werent home I was like ♥♥♥♥ it. I took it to the bathroom and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanked my ding dong till I busted. Afterwards I felt like ♥♥♥♥ and had to share this beautiful story with anyone so why not on the internet to a bunch of strangers. Anyways have a great day