*ring ring ring*
Me: Prime Minister Netanyahu is on line 2!
Catzilla: *rolls eyes* it’s the third time today. fine I’ll pick up
*catzilla picks up the phone*
Catzilla: hello bibi.
Netanyahu: I had such a good time last night you really rocked my world.
Catzilla: yea. uh bibi about that.
Netanyahu: So when can I see you again, I can book my favorite schmaltz place in Jerusalem with hezbollah for 3.
Catzilla: yea I don’t think we should see each other again.
Netanyahu: *starts crying* wahhaaaa huhuhuhu sobsobsob wahhaa..I.I.I.loved.you.
Catzilla: I’m sorry this is the end.
Netanyahu: WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELF WOULD YOU LOVE ME THEN?!??
Catzilla: now bibi.. don’t talk like that it doesn’t have to be that way..
Netanyahu: Did you ever love me? *sobs more*
Catzilla: Yes of course! Things just change with time!
Netanyahu: Whatever I never wanna hear from you again.
Catzilla: I’m sorry bibi…
*Netanyahu hangs up*
Me: Mondays am I right?!?!
(This all happened on a Tuesday)

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