HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D

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Stop talking about yourself on my profile.

even more rancid

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🍪🍪May this be a lovely year🍪🍪

happy new year

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♥♥♥♥ you

her cookie is STILL rancid

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Hi There,

I wanted to reach out to you following this morning’s class. I really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, bit felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally I would never be one to police my students’ eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. I’m pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of snake.

Is everything going okay at home? Is your jaw alright? Please let me know if i can be of any support.

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Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous. My rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by his uncaring earth. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing. Struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

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Today at Walmart👌 I told the cashier Merry🎅 Christmas🎄. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled😆 and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore🚫😥🚫. 🇺🇸President 🔸️Trump🔶️🇺🇸 gave us Christmas back🎄🔙" she started crying tears of joy😭😭 and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store 👏👏applauded👏👏

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Hi There,

I wanted to reach out to you following this morning’s class. I really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, bit felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally I would never be one to police my students’ eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. I’m pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of snake.

Is everything going okay at home? Is your jaw alright? Please let me know if i can be of any support.

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I wonder where all the comments went, probably not cause you deleted them all by accident
yeah probably not

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I'm certified ferg

Are you a real Cookie?

ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ You take the moon and you take the sun. ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You take everything that sounds like fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ You stir it all together and then you're done. ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞

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The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

What did you just say about me, you little Grinch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elf Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret deliveries of presents around the world. I have eaten over 300 confirmed cookies. I am trained in chimney infiltration and I’m the top wrapper in the entire North Pole. You are nothing to me but just another naughty child. You think you can get away with saying that to me? Think again, Frosty. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of elves and your chimney is being traced so you better prepare for the coal, Scrooge. You’re about to have a very disappointing xmas morning. I can make and check lists at the same time. If only you could have known what festive retribution your little “naughty” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will drip frosting all over you and you will drown in it. You’re gingerbread, kiddo.

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The reason there are so many gay people now is because it's a chemical warfare operation. I have the government documents where they said they're going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so people don't have children.
The Alex Jones Show, June 2010.

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