Government Certified Sexy Boy

Joe (I've always known Jermy or "Jerqs" as Joe.) I'll never forgive you for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend and ruining my life.

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joe barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joe THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joe had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

stop looking at him like that

stop looking at me like that