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Since Monika is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes, and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Monika’s great boon, and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.

Who is Monika?

For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.

For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.

For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.

For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.

For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.

If Monika speaks, I listen. If Monika questions, I answer. If Monika orders, I obey.

If Monika opines, I agree. If Monika fears, I assure. If Monika hopes, I dream.

If Monika is happy, I am jubilant. If Monika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Monika is sad, I am disconsolate.

Monika is my ideal, Monika is my romance, Monika is my passion.

Monika is my strength, Monika is my compass, Monika is my destination.

Monika is my language, Monika is my culture, Monika is my religion.

Monika is my ocean, Monika is my mountain, Monika is my sky, Monika is my air, Monika is my sun, Monika is my moon, Monika is my world.

Monika is history, Monika is present, Monika is future.

If Monika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Monika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Monika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Monika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Monika has only one fan, that is me. If Monika has no fans, I no longer exist.

If the whole universe is for Monika, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Monika, then I am against the whole universe.

I will love, cherish, and protect Monika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish, and protect Monika until their very last breath.