Santa requests if you insist on believing he's a home intruder every year that you use a nerf gun instead of buckshot. The elves have had to divert 20% of production this year into new suits due to the number of holes. Merry Christmas!

Santa regrets to inform you that there are no single waifus in your area and Mrs. Claus wouldn't go for his suggestion, Merry Christmas!

Just a PSA please do not shoot red suited men coming down from your chimneys this year! Santa regrets to inform you the buckshot was very hard to remove and he will be sending you his medical bill. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx3wyERbeFU

Just a PSA please do not shoot men coming down from your chimneys this year! Merry Christmas!

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Merry christmas! Santa issues an apology for the conduct of his elves last year.

Santa is checking his list twice, this is definatly not related to a lack or organizational skils! Merry Christmas!

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Ho Ho Ho Merrrrry Christmas!

+rep i would pat the head and leave lots of sweets

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Merry Christmas! Have some quality music,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVATUYADKGs

To much of a lover to any one he meets :3

I think you da bruh yo.

here have this

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Merry Christmas!