Dear Alex,

Today we played YAPYAP, the latest iteration of friendslop available on the platform. I must say it was quite an enjoyable experience, many laughs, many poof yous and many telelocks were had.

If I die in the upcoming World War 3, please remember fondly these moments we've had together. And for those reading this in the future, did we make it out alright?

3–0 ballgame with the Reds in front of the Royals as we go to the top half of the fifth inning, Castellanos to lead things off. Jim Day's gonna be taking us the rest of the way through this game as Holland takes over on the mound. Um, I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith – as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos

Is that all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ can say?!? Duurrhhlll... Based, based, cringe, cringe, based, based, cringe, cringe, cringe, based, cringe... I feel like I'm in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asylum full of dementia-ridden old people that can do nothing but repeat the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words on loop like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken record!!! Cringe cringe cringe cringe!!! Cringe, based, based! Onions? Onions, SNOYY!! Onions L O L onions! Cringe, BOOMER?? Le zoomer, I am BOOMER!!! No zoom zoom zoomies!! Zoomer going zoomies!! YnnnggGGHHAAHH I..♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate the internet so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much... ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, honest to...god...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hope your mother CHOKES on her own feces in hell you...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I know my post is CRINGE!! ISN'T IT??? Cringe, cringe, CRINGEY cringe, based, cringe, based, REDDIT?? CRINGE!! BASED? CRINGE!! ZOOM?? CRINGE!! ONIONS?? REDDIT, BASED....BASED!!

Oh mine GOD, 😳 😳 I accidentally 🙈 🙈 hath sent 😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆 🍆 ...prithee delete it! ❌ ❌ ! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look? 😏 😏 Haha I jest.. Delete it.:..Should thee crave..? 😳 🙈 ... Haha nay, ❌ Banish it.:'Lest? 🙈 😳

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what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

+rep gives a beast rimjob

ok listen up, :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:. i play fortnite everyday, all day. without it, i wouldn’t be who i am today. fortnite is by far the best game ever in existence. if you don’t play it, then your obviously some broke, stupid piece of :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: who doesn’t have a life. i am level 100 and have bought all the skins available at the moment. stop making fun of fortnite you :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:s. i bet that you don’t even have a good skin or pickaxe you sad little :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:. you need to step your game the :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: up or else ill block you on every social media app my parents will allow me to have. you sad, ugly, stupid, :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: piece of :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:ing :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:.

Olá Alexandre Jorge Martins. Recebemos o seu e-mail das suas deficiências no CS:GO. Iremos respondê-las uma a uma.

1) Sim, bater punheta enquanto se joga diminui drasticamente a sua performance, visto que diminui o controlo mecânico e visual do jogo, sugerimos que pare de o fazer se quiser sair de Silver 1.
2) Não, ser gay em princípio não afeta a sua performance, mas a sua voz de ♥♥♥♥♥ pode deixar os outros jogadores irritados.
3) Sim, deixar abas pornográficas abertas enquanto se joga dimunui drasticamente os FPS.
4) Sim, o facto do seu ecrã ficar constantemente embaciado é um forte indicador de mandamento de bafo agressivo, sugerimos levar os dentes com pasta Colgate Fresh pelo menos 2 vezes ao dia a fim de diminuir as emissões de bafo.
5) Não, ter um orgão genital com um comprimento inferior a 1cm não afeta a sua performance no CS:GO.

Esperamos que esta informação tenha sido útil e sugerimos a sua adoção sem exceções.
Obrigado.

Olá Alexandre Jorge Martins. Recebemos o seu e-mail das suas deficiências no CS:GO. Iremos respondê-las uma a uma.

1) Sim, bater punheta enquanto se joga diminui drasticamente a sua performance, visto que diminui o controlo mecânico e visual do jogo, sugerimos que pare de o fazer se quiser sair de Silver 1.
2) Não, ser gay em princípio não afeta a sua performance, mas a sua voz de ♥♥♥♥♥ pode deixar os outros jogadores irritados.
3) Sim, deixar abas pornográficas abertas enquanto se joga dimunui drasticamente os FPS.
4) Sim, o facto do seu ecrã ficar constantemente embaciado é um forte indicador de mandamento de bafo agressivo, sugerimos levar os dentes com pasta Colgate Fresh pelo menos 2 vezes ao dia a fim de diminuir as emissões de bafo.
5) Não, ter um orgão genital com um comprimento inferior a 1cm não afeta a sua performance no CS:GO.

Esperamos que esta informação tenha sido útil e sugerimos a sua adoção sem exceções.
Obrigado.

i love you

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wanna play hunniepop together

gay

Weird late +rep from MikeB commin' in hot!

+rep :D!

duck? is that the real goose?

u sux

yes

show me ur beniz

Wat

You know what duck

I FOUND YOUR TRUE IDENTITY! https://i.gyazo.com/e52c9539ef8abebca3ba027d13547818.png

HAPPY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEW YEAR YOU SPANISH/MEXICAN/BRAZILIAN 12 YEAR OLD

<3

Feliz ano novo ALEEEEEEEEEEEEKS

Happy new year duck

Happy new year ducksy! have a good one :D

Merry christmas birdy! hope you have a fantastic time in spain! ;)

Gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥

DUMBO

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Nice comment section.

but ALEEEEEEEKS plz

I havent played GMod in months so no ALEEEEEKSing until now lol

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I thought Camels only caried alahu akbar men in their humps

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE WRATH OF A CAMEL

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YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ESCAPED US

not again xD

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