I sexually Identify as a Sp00ky Person. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sp00king silver I's.
People say to me that sp00king people is stupid and I'm not actually sp00ky but I don't care, I'm sp00ky. I'm having a plastic surgeon replace my head with a pumpkin and my hands with pepperonis. From now on I want you guys to call me "sp00ky spectre af" and respect my right to sp00k. If you can't accept me you're a sp00kaphobe and need to check your sp00k privilages. Thank you for being so understanding.