Yes yes, calma ivan

No

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Don't be mad that we kicked you.

Ye and you lose cause your brain is too compressed

bot why u say? we kick you

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David bore a sling. Donk bears an AK-47. Both were sent forth to do battle against giants, and both possessed a gift their enemies could scarcely comprehend: divine aim. Yet donk faces a burden that David never knew—for at his side stand four teammates, holding him back from his true destiny. But the day shall come when these paycheck-stealing anchors are cast aside, and donk shall ascend to heights no mortal player hath ever reached. Then shall donk stand alone before Goliath, known as Vitality. Single-handedly he shall face the giant, and with one fateful shot, strike him through his very heart—ZywOo. And when Goliath hath fallen and the battlefield grows silent, the name of donk shall be written into history. For David felled his giant with a stone. And donk shall fell his with a bullet.

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John from Dallas Texas here. I am a new CS fan (let's go Liquid love twistzz). I was told by some woke liberal friends at the University of South California that Team Falcons are a 'sportswashing' project funded by the journalist-killing regime of Saudi Arabia. However, I am confused about this whole thing. Doesn't sportswashing actually require you to win CS games? Thanks in advance for answering my question.

no, because you can never replicate him, it's like mimicking messi as a football player, it's not possible no matter how hard you try, you have to be born with it. I would personally try to mimic someone like zy something, i heard he has pretty basic mechanics but abuses that scoped weapon, people just walk into his sight and people still call him the ''goat''?

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I saw Zont1x sitting across from Sydney Sweeney in a café in Kraków. Candles on the table, rain on the windows, the kind of quiet that feels intentional, romantical. Then his phone buzzed. He glanced at it once, stood up slowly and said, “Yeah… this is going to overtime.”

Sydney laughed, thinking he was joking. He wasn’t. He left exact change on the table, pulled his Chrome Hearts hoodie tight, and muttered something about ending the series in 2 maps.

Outside, he vanished into the night, already queueing something on his phone. Inside, the candle kept burning and Sydney Sweeney just sat there, confused, like a round that ended before it really started. Rain continued to fall on Kraków….

Ever since that day, my heart simply couldn’t accept it, this fake life I was never able to fit into. All the time that was lost. These false memories implanted in me, giving me a life as one of the herd. And yet, the truth continues to guide me towards itself. That’s right, it wasn’t me who was wrong, it was the world!

i am a convert. i used to pick zywoo but now i know donk is #1. it's so less stressful, i don't have to do any mental gymnastics to try and explain why zywoo should be ahead of donk. life is so much simpler and easier now that i can just relax stop lying to myself and others. i can just call the #1 player #1.

with all this stress gone i have been able to focus on myself. i have rejoined the gym and i even got a higher grade in my latest assignment. i also feel my libido coming back.

those who are still holding on, please, for yourselves, just let go. it's ok.

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Leaked CIA documents revealed the existence of “Project Falcon”, a clandestine operation by the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' (IRGC) covert operation group Unit 840. It aims to weaken the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia by infiltrating its esports teams with players who purposefully underperform in order to waste capital from the Public Investment Fund, damage the Kingdom’s reputation, and reducing its influence in the Middle East.

The leaked document also revealed that Saudi Intelligence, with CIA's assistance, has identified 5 foreign individuals recruited by the IRGC for this operation so far: Nikola Kovac, Ilya Osipov, Maksim Lukin, Rene Madsen, and Damjan Stoilkovsky.

However, further Saudi and Western efforts to thwart this project have only been met with defeat due to the failure in identifying the IRGC commander in charge of this campaign. So far, the only information the CIA has on this elusive spymaster is his codename: "zonic".

did you ever find the solution to the steam refresh error when starting steam and not being able to do anything?

Dzień dobry. Doszły nas słuchy o Pani karygodnym zachowaniu w meczu Premier. Rzekomy teamkill w ostatniej rundzie ww rozgrywki jest działaniem niedopuszczalnym. Ponadto ciążą na Pani oskarżenia o toksyczność, zakłócanie rozgrywki oraz brak udzielania informacji o stanie położenia przeciwników. Bazując na naszym kodeksie sprawiedliwości, są to działania "RED CORE", czyli te o najwyższym stopniu zagrożenia dla społeczeństwa Counter Strike. Dalsze czynności śledcze zostaną przed nas podjęte niezwłocznie, tymczasem prosimy uprzejmie o nie dołączanie do kolejnych meczy Counter Strike jako solo player.
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one day i'll become as cool as him

goat user

ZywOo is not the protagonist. He's not the main character. On his BIRTHDAY, he gets humiliated in a grand final. Where's the plot armour? Where's the moment that you can point to that the soundtrack plays, and he does something to win in the final episode of the season?

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Every time when the protagonist would win for Zywoo? Lose, lose, lose, lose, lose and have no impactful moments doing so.

ropz is probably thinking of joining the team of the GOAT, the guy who breaks the game rn. Or the kid who carried his team to the three most prestigious trophies in 1.5 years.

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I just smashed my 84-inch TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of this game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Spirit. I am no longer a fan.

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Just imagine. Zero cries. Zero Toxity. Just carries. Just wins

He also eats grass. I tried to eat only vegan plants and I was out of energy after day 2. But the Goatwoo lives like this. He is the game. He is the Counter-Strike 2. He is the whole world for millions of loyal Godwoo fans... He is the last Stronghold of kindness and humbleness in this dark toxic world of cs players, who are insanely toxic and arrogant.

But, of course, He will get a lot of hate for that. Most HLTV users can t even stay humble during their faceit matches, but goatwoo stays calm during the finals and chokes from vita. This is the Mental I would like to achieve, but I feel, It is too far away from us, simple users...

Thank you, Zywoo!

No bro it's not Katowice 2024 anymore. That 'haha donk has an ego' nonsense doesn't fly now. He's proven multiple times that he's humble, smart, and a genuinely good person. He's also honest - if something is below his level, he'll say it. He's literally the best CS player, and you expect him to spout undignified nonsense that he's sh1t? He knows he's good, but he has zero arrogance about it. A true GOAT.

CS2 = n00b-friendly game. absolute trash players like Donk, Senzu, T1NR, ZywOo, and Kyosuke, who came out of nowhere, are suddenly at the top. even trash teams like MongolZ, MOUZ, and Vitality are having their prime. meanwhile, a proper top team like Aurora can't make it, so it's obviously a complete garbage game. if it were still CS:GO and not CS2, we wouldn't be talking about no-names like ZywOo, Donk, Senzu, and Kyosuke. we would be talking about XANATARES or w0xic.

Sometimes I notice that CS fans are not giving enough respect to ZywOo. Like it or not, but he is the only one individual on the planet Earth that capable of giving donk decent fight for Top 1 race.
Without ZywOo there would be zero competitors and we wouldn't be able to praise donk's skill that much. For example, the only legend who's considered by fans being "somewhat close to that level" - s1mple, would have been absolutely ragdolled by donk even if he stayed in CS and grinded 24/7, because in comparison to donk he is weak, you know.

you're not ready... this is the MONGOATZ era and it's not fake like fraud vitality, they'll beat spirit 3-0 and go on to win every single tournament. not a single chance for chokers like failclowns, botality or sporot. Blitz will teach them how to play the real game, donk is washed, zywho is mid, botesy can only choke. every team will keep making roster changes to try and at least get one map off of the MongolZ, but it will be to no use. everyone is playing CS while Blitz is playing chess.

The Story was written well, it was beautiful as the Pegasus in the myths at the edge of the forest. Pegasuswoo!
The Story ended officially today. Vitality are over, the Darkest Times are coming to HLTV, there will be no light for weeks and months. I saw it coming. I am devastated, disappointed, they completely lost to mongolz, no excuses (fake comeback cause mongolz are chokers, but in the reality it should be 13/6 - 13/8). Complete disaster. But what I ll never lose - the Faith in the Godwoo. I trust Him. He will rise again, and the Sun will shine brighter than any before. Good Luck

Nice come back! And hellooo!!!

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You seem to have been choking a lot" Niko tells Monesy, smirking tauntingly "Your AWP is too big nini~" the awper replies, blushing. "Yeah well, it's not like you've never tried it before. Remember Mirage? where i took your AWP and rushed your site together" Niko chuckled.


Take out your deagle" Ilya told Niko "it's bigger than I thought. How many times can you shoot before reload?" he asks. "Seven, but for you who knows" Niko replies, before pushing down Monesy's vents, all the way to single. Monesy's eyes widen in shock as Niko starts to spam shots directly into site

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You don't just watch Perfecto play, you witness the blueprint of perfection in motion. A masterclass in composure, the king of clutch, and the silent backbone of every team he's touched. While others chase highlight reels, Perfecto defines them with quiet brilliance and unshakable precision.

Need a multi-kill to flip the round? He’s already done it. Bomb planted against the odds? That’s just another Championship Sunday for him. When the pressure is nuclear, Perfecto doesn't break, he radiates calm. He doesn’t just play the game, he elevates it, round after round, pixel by pixel.

There are fraggers, there are stars, and then there's Perfecto: the standard. The anchor every IGL dreams of, the support that turns good teams into champions.

Perfecto isn’t just part of Counter-Strike history, he rewrites it.

At this point in time I’m convinced ZywOo is not human. He’s a top-secret French military project designed to win every single event and make every other nation look like they just got access to CS yesterday.
The Chosen One was born on the day Counter-Strike released. What are the odds? That’s no coincidence. This is fate. The only reason we haven’t seen him start spinbotting or scouting through walls is because ye is so humble he wont even try 100% so that other teams can have a but of fun.
Teams are building billion-dollar superteams, importing players like it’s a fantasy team, and ZywOo is out here soloing them with a smile on his face and a mouse in his legendary hand.
Every time you queue into Faceit, remember: ZywOo exists. You will never be him. None of us will. We can only dream.
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kyousuke is aura.

OMG donk from Team Spirit is like, literally the best CS2 player EVER and there’s no way anyone can stop him at the next Major in Budapest!! He’s so cracked it’s actually insane-like, he just runs in and headshots everyone before they even know what’s happening. Every time I watch him play, I’m like, “How is this guy even real??” He’s basically a CS2 superhero and Team Spirit is gonna win just because he’s on their team. I bet all the other teams are super scared right now because donk is just too OP. Seriously, if he doesn’t win the Major, I’ll eat my keyboard. GO DONK!!!

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