To maintain your status as an emotionless, time-traveling cyborg badass, you must eliminate the human weakness of a clinging shower curtain. The physics of your shower create a low-pressure vortex that causes the curtain to billow inward toward your cold, cybernetic steel.You can upgrade your tactical theater using the following upgrades:Physical Upgrades to Your Time-Displacement SphereCurved Shower Curtain Rod: Swapping out a straight rod for a curved model sweeps the curtain outward, instantly granting you up to 33% more physical clearance. This completely isolates your terminator crouch from any rogue plastic contact.Heavyweight Magnetic

cheater lol

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

+rep this guy gave me a chub while I was taking a poop... I think he might want to have seggs cause his hog was hogging while I farted and he sharted and we sprayed fecal matter all over the walls. I hope one day we can aspire to reunite and spread our fecal matter in another space of privacy and intimacy. -I Have Autism

+rep strange fella, dark skin, cocoa butter smell, melon muncher, knuckle dragger

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