Can't stop bhopping now. I've completely forgotten how to walk. My mom asked me to help bring in the groceries and I accidentally air-strafed around the kitchen island three times before making it to the front door. My dad keeps telling me to "just walk normally" but he doesn't understand that losing momentum is simply not an option anymore. My little brother tried to race me down the hallway and I hit a perfect chain of bhops, bounced off the couch, clipped the corner of the coffee table, and beat him by at least 3 seconds. My family has started hiding my scroll wheel, but it's too late. The movement has become a mindset. I don't know if there's a cure, and at this point I don't think I want one.

add me back bro, my discord yodaonheroin. we met on csgo hvh

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Hi Markus

grab a bible, and pray for your rivals

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