MERSKAMP
Simon Burke
Maryland, United States
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD - prmary use Steam for CS.
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD - prmary use Steam for CS.
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
9,994 hrs on record
last played on Sep 18
3.6 hrs on record
last played on Sep 1
0.6 hrs on record
last played on Sep 1
Dec 21, 2017 @ 7:39pm 
Just as I suspected if you acknowledge me then I actually haunt your every waking moment
Nov 19, 2017 @ 5:23pm 
Dear Mr. Zod it has recently been brought to my attention that you fancy yourself somewhat proficient with the blade. I have conducted some in depth research and found that in the game CSS you have accumulated a mere 6 knife fight wins, and if I recall the way I want to, none of those wins were against anyone of any real skill, most likely you stabbed Jive Turkey or Glenn a few times. Now I mention all this because I would love to offer any help,tips or what have you, to you. As I'm sure you already know from the many, many, many,many,many times I have repeatedly totaly humilliated you with my far superior knife skills, 303 lifetime knife fight wins and counting, I feel it only fair that I should share some of my knowledge with a noob like yourself. I know I know thats reall awesome of me to do but that is the way of the Chong </////#~
Sep 8, 2016 @ 6:30pm 
+rep nice guy
Oct 22, 2014 @ 4:17pm 
Kneel before Zod!
Mar 10, 2011 @ 6:23pm 
Oh really now aha :P
Mar 9, 2011 @ 8:26pm 
No worries, Zapp....I figured out how to get the gamepad to work....You simply have to reassign the keyboard functions to the different g-pad buttons....I was able to run a couple of races using it.....Superb graphics and effects, will def pick this one up on a sale day!