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i love my wife

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Perception that the external world is not real [thestereosexuals.bandcamp.com]
OOOOooOoOOO U WANT TO CLICK MY EXTERNAL UNKNOWN LINKS SO BAADDD OOooOooOO
WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS YOU'LL FORGET THAT YOU WERE EVER GAY AND ANYTHING ABOUT INTERNET SAFETY [ SNAP ] ~*-!

Crystallized spacetime!
[-] owns a custom pink painted '93 dodge stealth twin turbo (half time-machine)
[-] killed hitler twice
[-] built: different
[-] known in japan for beating the shᴉt out of Isao Seki
[-] actually can't read (no seriously, i paid a guy on fiverr to write this)
[-] terrible at relationships
[-] doesn't know how to spell lasegna.. lasaguana? (lesaga??) that one italian dish??? i really dont kn-
[-] severe dementia
[-] dead in twelve iterations
[-] actual demi-god in one universe but not gonna tell you which one
[-] probably annihilated you in a video game
[-] was the real slim shady once, for like a few minutes, it was pretty cool
[-] fluent in gang signs
[-] VERY DEFECTIVE!!! aporach with cautoion...
[-] contrary to popular opinion not addicted to crack
[-] is on the run from the debt collection agency
[-] invented the present tax
[-] defeated not one, not two, but three children at the walmart parking lot
[-] apex ruined my 1337 achievement count, never forgive that game. BOYCOTT!!!!
[-] i can brag about my supreme master first class in wingman look how cool i am i dont have a job

otherwise known as: _snazzy, snazzaluffagus, snagwag, sasha, bella bonaparte, azzy, Mx. Fregoli

AND I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL PEOPLE. STRAIGHT UP! COME TO THEIR HOUSE IF I WANT TO! IS THERE ANY HARM IN A LITTLE JUST MANSLAUGHTER?