⚠️ BREAKING ⚠️ NO MORE HIDING YOUR WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION 🔫🫦—the FULL BUSH DICKTRINE is officially declASSified and ♥♥♥ to an end🍑💦 That’s right, Daddy ♥♥♥♥ finally pulled out. 😏

He invaded my-raq 🇮🇶, occupied my heart 🫶, left my sanctions lifted 😵‍💫💦 never once asked for perMISSIONARY🫦🤷🏽‍♀️

He PUMPED 👹🧴 like crude oil 🛢️ left the world under-regulated and overstimulated🥵⚡️📈 Zero WMDs—just WMDADDIES😏 👨🏻👨🏿👨🏼🧓🏼🧓🏾👴🏽 in every CongrASSional 🍑hearing, sweating through their reDICKted 🍌BRIEFs-ings. 🩲😈📜

The nation salutes and history quietly whispers: MISSIONARY ACCOMPLISHED. 🇺🇸 
Spread this to 6️⃣9️⃣ patriots before the next fiscal climax or your ♥♥♥♥🍆 might get FRIENDLY FIRED☠️🔥

can we e-date pls? you're so beautiful and always make me smile. you literally make me want to be a better person. every moment with you is amazing. I tell my irls how awesome you are. thank you for being you. whenever you need someone, I’ll be there. I love you. you probably don’t even realize how incredible you are. life’s not the same when you’re not around. your smile, your eyes, your personality—it’s all stunning. if I had a star for every time you crossed my mind, I’d have a galaxy. I’m done calling it e-dating because I know we’ll meet someday. I hecking love you and it hurts seeing others talk to you or play with you. I just want to be your gf, link your profile in mine with a cute heart, comment sweet things, play games, talk all night, watch movies. but you seem so uninterested, it kills me. so pls, either love me back or remove me—because just seeing your icon hurts.

haha great fight with you and your teammate...i tried ggs!

can we e-date pls? you're so beautiful and always make me smile. you literally make me want to be a better person. every moment with you is amazing. I tell my irls how awesome you are. thank you for being you. whenever you need someone, I’ll be there. I love you. you probably don’t even realize how incredible you are. life’s not the same when you’re not around. your smile, your eyes, your personality—it’s all stunning. if I had a star for every time you crossed my mind, I’d have a galaxy. I’m done calling it e-dating because I know we’ll meet someday. I hecking love you and it hurts seeing others talk to you or play with you. I just want to be your gf, link your profile in mine with a cute heart, comment sweet things, play games, talk all night, watch movies. but you seem so uninterested, it kills me. so pls, either love me back or remove me—because just seeing your icon hurts.

-neutral rep is an okay person