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arrives with the toppings shifted to one side. I hope your socks disappear one at a time instead of in pairs. hope every public restroom paper towel dispenser gives you one tiny piece at a time. I hope your shoelace gets caught on the opposite shoe. I hope your cereal box has more crumbs than cereal. I hope every game tutorial forces you to replay it. I hope your fries always fall between the car seats. I hope your favourite hoodie gets borrowed and returned smelling weird. I hope every QR code takes three tries to scan.
I hope your ice cream cone starts melting before you even pay for it. you l hope every banana you buy skips the perfect yellow stage and goes straight from green to brown. I hope every bag you zip catches the fabric. fight for your ife. I hope your sleeves slide down every time you wash your hands. I hope every grocery cart has one wheel that sounds like it's screaming for help. 1 hope every sticker you peel leaves that annoying residue behind.