TOO MANY SODAS MAKE FATHER COME TO GREENLAND

-rep begged me for awards on his maps

-NO MORE ARGOTHY NO MORE ARGOTHY AROMA AROMA, FOREVER TO AND FRO!

-rep sent me a scrotal routine rumba rumba tumba tumba video I was not pleased

+rep says kira was right about the breastfeeding message

+rep let me breastfeed until he reached maximum belly size, proceeded to burp his cute gas out with adorable little belches

+rep ate regulant churros w his belly fully already

oooooouuuuu my bellleyyyyyyy ooooouuu aaaouuuuuuhhh its ssoooooo fullllll ooooooo its soooooo so gasssyyyyyy auuuuuuughhhh my beelllyyyyyyyy i sooooo gassyy and fulll right nowwwww ooooo I so rotundddddd oooooo its so bigggg its exspandingg its sooooo bad its like like bad daragionnnnnn oouuuuuuu my bellleyyyyyyy

+Rep loves yiffing

sussy bocka -rep

HAHAHA ♥♥♥♥ talker and still loses

ambatukam

+rep hes a gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥

yip and yap is all i hear

YOU SHOWED HIM!

contributed pretty much no rounds won to the team & had less damage

drew i went 20-17 and you went 16-18 pipe down pipsqueak

called me bottom frag when i did better than him lol

-rep cheat

have a fun 3v5 mickey

little to no mental fortitude weak weak man (also very poor)

After a solid game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a pretty good player and generally a good guy. We started talking, and over the next few months we got tight. Lots of back and forth chatting, good csgo games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my friends house for a csgo lan party. He said ofc, so I was stoked to meet him in real life because he was coming.
When he got to my friends house he whispered in my ear that he had to tell me a secret in private. We went into a separate room from the party, and thats when he tripped me and jumped on me while I was on the ground trying to get his pants off. What he didnt realize is that I had boobytrapped the room, and slipping a rope noose over his right foot, the trap went off and he was dangling in the middle of the room with his pants down screaming. Thats when I knocked him out with a solid right hook. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

fart ass lowkey

+rep This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills