I tried out the cuck chair yesterday.
I sat in the corner and watched my girlfriend sleep with another man.
Why?
Because if she cheats on me, I'd rather learn from it.
When a cilent leaves you for another business, do you moan and cry?
Do you sit a home, wallowing?
No, you get good.
You collect data and improve.
That's what I was doing while a man ploughed my lover.
I was doing market research.
It's not a cuck chair. It's a cuck vantage point.