Tha great nibba

MY MAN

🕴️🚨 WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT SUITS: A BUSINESS RPG, YOU LITTLE CUBICLE DWELLER? 🚨🕴️

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Business School, and I've been involved in numerous secret mergers, and I have over 300 confirmed strategic business victories. I am trained in corporate warfare, and I'm the top executive in the entire boardroom. You are nothing to me but just another entry-level employee.

I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this balance sheet, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that garbage about Suits: A Business RPG over the company email? Think again, spreadsheet scrub. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of CEOs across the industry, and your LinkedIn profile is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your job. You're terminated, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fire you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in office combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the company stationary and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable employment off the face of the continent, you little intern.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you suitless fool. I will rain memos all over you, and you will drown in the corporate bureaucracy.

You're fired, kiddo.

#SuitsWarfare #CorporateCommando #BriefcaseBattles 🔥📈

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