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⠀⠀⣿⠓⠚⡠⠚⠁⣀⣤⣄⠀⠀⢠⣨⠳⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄
⠀⢿⠛⡖⠘⡇⣰⠋⢁⣉⡉⢀⡤⠬⡍⣉⡙⢧⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⡼⠊⢁⡼⠁⠁⠋⠉⠀⢀⡎⣾⣒⣾⡁⠙⣈⣧⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀
⠀⣇⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⡭⣳⣶⣯⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆
⠀⢸⣇⠸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠀⢸⠁⠀⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠯⣉⣛⣛⠽⠉⠁⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠟⠋⠁
⠀⠸⡄⠀⣈⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇
⠀⠀⠙⠚⣿⠈⣇⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⣀⡴⠀⡏⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣸⡌⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⡽⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢯⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣔⣻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣶⡆⠀⠀⢐⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠳⡀⠀⢸⣇⣧⡐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢠⠏⠀⢹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠇⢀⢂⠀⠀⠀⡃⢀⠀⠘⣦⢸⡿⡟⠋⠁⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⡋⠀⠀⠀⢹⣷⡀⡸⠀⠻⠀⠈⠒⠤⠃⠿⠀⢀⠻⣼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢂⠀⠀
⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠱⣿⣅⠀⠀⠸⣉⡹⠀⠀⢀⠞⡼⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢣⠀⠍⢶⣦⠤⢤⣖⠾⠠⣀⠇⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠡
⡁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⣏⣴⡑⣀⣴⠂⢸⠤⠼⡀⠱⡤⡨⢳⣦⣸⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢡
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⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇❤️⠄
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳⡄"
nothing beats a jet 2 holiday and right now you can save 50$ per person.
Steams, am I the arsehole?]
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing CS2 (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (k9) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Jeffrey Epstein and Didi Mocó) and planned a terrorist attack (Invasão do Planalto). Steams, Eu Sou o Babaca??
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⠀⣴⣿⡽⣿⡿⠦⠈⠉⢉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠉⠤⢿⣿⢻⣿⣧
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⣤⠀⠀⠈⢮⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⡆⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣶⣶⣬⣭⣥⣴⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣧⠀⣼⣿⣷⣌⡻⢿
⣿⣿⠟⣋⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄
⡏⠰⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢂⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠘⠛⠛⢉⣉⣠⣴
⣿⣷⣦⣬⣍⣉⣉⣛⣛⣉⠉⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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