• You got rejected in ranked and needed emotional support
• You’re checking if I’m still sexy
• You saw my profile pic and fell in love instantly
• You’re trying to calculate how I still have no VAC ban
• You lost an argument and came for evidence
• You’re jealous of my 37 cents Steam wallet
• You accidentally clicked and now it’s too late to leave
• You’re deciding if I’m mentally stable
• You expected cringe and somehow got worse
• You’re hoping to see anime tiddies somewhere on here
• You’re comparing hours played to my shower schedule
• You wanna know why I’m online
• You’re investigating if I actually touch grass
• You got curious after hearing “don’t check his profile”
• You’re not stalking, you’re just “doing research”