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🚨🚨 ATTENTION 🚨🚨

WE HAVE A CERTIFIED THROWER IN THE LOBBY. 🚨

BRO IS PLAYING CS2 LIKE HE HAS A SECRET CONTRACT WITH THE ENEMY TEAM 💀

❌ AIM: GONE
❌ BRAIN: AFK
❌ CROSSHAIR PLACEMENT: UNEMPLOYED
❌ GAME SENSE: OUT OF OFFICE
❌ CLUTCH POTENTIAL: -37%
❌ TEAMWORK: DLC NOT INSTALLED

This man doesn't throw rounds. **He throws entire ECONOMIES.** 💰💀

Every time he buys an AK, an angel loses its wings.
Every time he rotates, the bomb changes location.
Every time he says "trust me," we lose the round.
Bro's minimap is just a decorative feature. 🗺️

I have seen bots with better decision-making.
I have seen Wingman teammates with more impact.
I have seen a disconnected player contribute more to the round.

PLEASE, VALVE.
Check this man's PC.
Check his mouse.
Check his keyboard.
Check his Wi-Fi.
Check his family tree.

Because there is NO WAY this is intentional. 😭

**-3,000 IQ PLAY**
**+10,000 ENEMY ASSISTS**