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Windhoek, Windhoek, Namibia 
Ingredients:
🍕 1 Pizza Base
🧀 250g Mozzarella
🍅 Tomato Sauce
🍍 200g Pineapple Chunks
🥓 150g Bacon/Ham
🧂 A pinch of questionable decisions
😈 1 friend who will judge you
Instructions:
Spread tomato sauce over the pizza base.
Add a generous amount of cheese.
Add bacon/ham.
Carefully place pineapple chunks on top.
Bake at 220°C for 12–15 minutes.
Remove from oven.
Stare at it and question your life choices.
Eat it anyway.
Defend your decision aggressively when someone says "Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza."
⭐ CHEF'S SECRET
The pineapple must be cold enough to cause an argument.
Difficulty: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Italian Approval: ❌
Gamer Approval: 🍍🔥
Friendship Damage: +25
Pineapple Enjoyment: 100%
"Life is too short to eat boring pizza." 🍍🍕
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