wise slovakian proverb: a piss in the hand is worth two in the bush

Duuuuuude he's in the cs servers now

happy birthday

happy birthday

happy birthday

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

ever since you and i locked eyes on that dusty platform station back in '73, i knew magic would blossom between us, but i never knew it would end like this.....

Trying so hard to be "Look at me im silly!" just play the game

me when I'm clueless:

carried by a cheater and is proud of it

You’d never know it, but I like grubs and caterpillars.
The kindest thing someone has ever dome for me is kill a grub by tying it to a firework.
It’s not a vacation unless there are squishy little creepers.
Something my pet thinks about me is why I never stop mumbling about total pupae death.
I’m in my element when I’m committing arthropod genocide.
I could stay up on all talking about what is contained within the rubbery walls of a grub’s body.
In my friend group, I’m the one who can’t stop talking about innards and organs.
Before we meet, you should listen to the sound of grubs burning in a crackling fireplace.
Where I go when I want to feel a little more like myself is back to the earth.
An award my family would give me is Most Likely to Put Grubs in a Blender.

they call me king cream

You'll be hearing from my arbiters. I'll be seeing you at the table.

making a control deck and naming it lovense just for you honey buns with oatmeal and grits and cinnamon sugar on top

motion detected

yoo bro, add me! :)

Your third eye won't open if your butt cheeks are clenched twin.

Unclench. Breathe. Transcend.

i dont reejoice when the billionaire gets murked im going to be a bilslisonairew in leike 5-7 monehts bro so im premeditating to thst ♥♥♥♥ they got going on and aya;ll are aosme dihegads

I might have down syndrome coz the way I'm down for him


Sorry im not good at this :/

before you judge a book, walk a mile in its moccasins

this jit cracks birds

this mf cracks payphones

I thought mote was walling too that's so cute

jugged mote with this guy

-rep waller

i like turtles

squirt me

saw her decompose a rat into a fine mist with her thighs

green autism

wanna come do feng shui at my place

cringe - rep

my bad.........................................................................

kitten why don't you send me hole pics anymore

i just know that chest look like a shag carpet

shawty had me transcending my flesh

fuh la ma gon ya buh lyt ♥♥♥♥♥ n dt kn yh ma ng

call me jack the way i pop in and out of the box

hate from israel 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

waiting for him to finish edging so i can talk to him about the constant screaming

wait im goated

im so hood

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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