-Dear Pet Rock I want to be friends with you forever. I feel like you and I blend in perfectly. Let's spend this eternity together! I love you stone! I will spend my temporary existence on friendship with you. I hope for a million years of existence on earth you will not forget my friendship with you! What do you say, stone?
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-Do you want me to introduce you to my other two friends?
- ...(He said: "Come on" )

P.S. Uncovering the conspiracy of shrimp lemons and humans.