Recent reviews by Oppysez

I mean, it's Halo - on the PC. What more do you need?

If you played the original trilogy:
What are you waiting for? Your childhood awaits!

If you're new to the Spyro series:
What are you waiting for? Pick up this remaster of one of the best and most challengingly rewarding platformers of the era!

Are you looking for the most realistic battle royale survival game on the market? Well, my friend, have you found your flying pig. In PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, it just about feels as if someone plucked you straight out of your $3,000 gaming chair and dropped you out of a plane into the middle of a chaotic free-for-all. PUBG comes with all the features you'd expect out of a hyper-realistic battle royale sim, such as:

* Not knowing what the ♥♥♥♥ you're doing
* You've got a handgun, 20 bullets, and a frying pan. Good luck.
* All you can ever loot is useless clothing
* Cowering in an abandoned house in fear
* Having no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how or from where you died

If those are the things that tickle your peaches and make you feel warm and fuzzy inside, this game has my highest recommendations.

You can have your positive review back when we get our unrestricted trading back. Not a bad game, but a horrible update. This update does little to deter scammers and fraudulent activity, but negatively impacts legitimate players and traders.