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Do you want to learn Russian?
Do you want to be part of our children's lives?
Do you want to get ripped off by an in-game marketplace?
Then this game is just right for you!
Within the very first few hours of play, you’ll be insulted—and your vocabulary enriched—in Russian, French, and various other languages. Your darling little ones will scream at you... either because you killed them... or because you failed to do so. Either way, *you* are the noob!
The community has rated this game 10 out of 10 vodka bottles!
Get it now! Rip-off Inc.
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⠄⠄⠄⢠⢾⡦⢒⡁⣰⣿⣿⣦⡐⣳⣩⢇
⠄⠄⠄⡾⣢⢭⠔⣴⠒⢺⣿⣯⠥⠑⠑⡾⡄
⠄⠄⠄⣷⡡⠁⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣶⣠⢪⠒⡟
⠄⠄⢠⡼⠾⡀⡄⣿⣿⢿⡏⢾⡇⣘⡽⠱⢧⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠱⢦⣘⢿⣾⣶⢟⣠⡀⡄⢔⠏⠁
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⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧
⠄⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿
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...⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇
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⢧⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢰⡦⣠⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿
⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡟⣿⢇⠸⣿⣿⣿
⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⡄⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⣰⡄⠀⠀⠑⡹⢦⣄⠀⠀⠉⠛
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣹⡄⣧⡀⢸⠆⠀⠐⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀♡
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣧⣴⣄⣠⣇⡀⣦ 良
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⠟⠉⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ い
⡄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⢤⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ 一
⣧⣷⡠⡀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀ 日
⣿⣿⣷⣿⣦⣾⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢉⣴⣶⣤⣀を
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢠⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⡆⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⡇⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏
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⠀⠀⢾⣻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡀⠀
⠀⠸⣽⣻⠃⣿⡿⠋⣉⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟⠉⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥⠀
⠀⢜⣳⡟⢸⣿⣷⣄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣠⣼⣿⣇⢸⢧⢣⠀
⠀⠨⢳⠇⣸⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡟⢆⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠀⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⠐⠈⠀⠀
⠀⢀⣀⣼⣷⣭⣛⣯⡝⠿⢿⣛⣋⣤⣤⣀⣉⣛⣻⡿⢟⣵⣟⣯⣶⣿⣄⡀⠀
⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣶⣶⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣧
⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⡿
I said "I don't play with silvers"
summary:
he's gay
End discussion
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄
⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄
Tell him his way of teamplay is absolute to failure. GG