Recent reviews by Felina

Revisiting this just confirms that nothing else in the industry dares to be this conceptually ambitious. Pure art.

Original 2077 was a fun ride, but they actually started cooking with Phantom Liberty. It steps hard away from being a standard shooter into classic sci-fi lit. Massive Ghost in the Shell energy here. Not even exaggerating, Song So Mi is the most nuanced character CDPR has dropped. Her entire arc dissects the line between human conscience and weaponized malware better than almost anything else in the genre. Don't fear the reaper straight into giving Johnny the body is still my headcanon for the base game. Experiencing PL alongside it just proves they still had real heavy hitters in the writing department. Pure kino.

It's funny how a story about a girl losing her mind makes so many grown men do the exact same thing.

Finally, a protagonist that is literally me (derogatory).

Feels like a found footage recording of a life you almost had.

Genichiro did nothing wrong.
Make Ashina great again.

God I need scarlet rotussy

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Malenia, Goddess of Rot. That perfect, curvy body. Those perky breasts. The child-bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring to become the new Elden Lords.

I'd do ANYTHING for the chance to get Malenia, Goddess of Rot pregnant.

A N Y T H I N G.

And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to bear. Why would Miyazaki create something so perfect? To tantalize us? Laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just can't anymore.