This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

Just came back from NYC.
The Empire State Building has been converted into a masjid. They’re speaking only Arabic in the Bronx, I didn’t even know how to ask for a Tootsie Roll and they called me a “kefir”.
Manhattan has fallen.
People in Queens end their sentences with “inshallah” (code word for “Jihad rules”).

Thanks, Jermaine Expansion. You destroyed a big beautiful city, probably the most beautiful city in the world. Typing this with tears in my eyes.

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