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0.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I can not beleive they are selling this god aweful game with an unusably small ui
Posted March 20.
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180.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I like the idea of this game so much more than I like playing this game. For some reason the devs have made so at least half of your playtime in this game will be standing there and doing nothing. Fog was added, fog so heavy you can't explore or even travel without risking hitting a mine and immediately dying, and it appears frequently. It takes a long time to travel between locations. This can be sped up by running both diesel and electric engines, but the devs nerfed diesel production so expect to send about twenty minutes every couple hours waiting at a POi for the diesel tanks to fill while you do nothing.

Combat is a mess. The fire weapon button is the same as the lift item button. And ambushes are frequent, so you'll open a door, get mobbed, go to attack and instead stand there holding a broken tape recorder as your health melts away.

The lift item button and the loot item button are not the same. But the loot item button is also key bound to attaching a hose to yourself or to an item you're holding, so instead of putting items into your inventory you're just kind of stand there grabbing your hose.

Platforming, but the physics are wonky and the hitbox for the ledges you are jumping too are not obvious so it's a coin flip if you'll make the jump or fall to your death and have to start over at the bottom.

The helicopter handles like it has a repulsor beam that pushes it away from helipads, it's also got about as much durability as an ultra light. If you enjoy having your helicopter randomly yeet it self again concrete walls, this game is for you.

Don't bother with the jetski, just trust me on this one. It's slow, it handles poorly, and there is nothing you can do to keep it from breaking free and floating away in the first thunderstorm that rolls through.

Graphical glitches everywhere. Frequent bugs. Suicidal cat ball robots. White subtitle text that is unreadable. Slime blobs that scream like frightened children.
Posted November 15, 2025. Last edited August 2.
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16.9 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
The campain is short but lots of fun and high replay value
Posted August 29, 2025.
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196.8 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)
11/10 very careful strategic mindless fun
Posted July 17, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
fun idea, terrible execution
Posted December 3, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.1 hrs on record
A four x game that penalizes you for most of the X's. explore and your scouts will walk right into someone else's territory and start a diplomatic incident. Expand and you'll hit the city cap, or clam outposts and lose stability. The districts are usually not worth the time or the cost so don't plan on exploiting that land you've claimed. And honestly I never made it to the exterminate phase because it's all a huge slog.
Posted September 22, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
Just so entirely meh. I've been looking for something to scratch that old pokemon itch, but this ain't it. Thematically it's all over the place, pacts could be interesting, but the pacts you make is never mentioned or even known. Getting the same xp from battle from a lvl 3 and lvl 10 monster is so meh. Might as well go back to dad's farm and grind on lvl 1's so you can end the fights faster for same xp. the gltches keep me from wanting to spend any more time with this game.
Posted February 7, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.5 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
The level design in this game is some of the best I've ever seen. But I may never recover from the sins this game made me commit against princess cutie.
Posted April 16, 2022.
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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Stuck in the third room, music based puzzle that I'm to tone deaf to solve. And honestly I thought it was a fun concept, but sitting there in a dark helmet is about as much fun as sitting in a dark helmet listening to a broken jack in the box.
Posted March 9, 2021.
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4.4 hrs on record
Absolutely perfect. Charming, witty, aesthetically pleasing, paced well enough to add tension without seeming frantic.
Posted November 25, 2020.
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