Recent reviews by El Zutto

good game for recovering gambling addicts.
sunk-cost fallacy in video game form

really picks up after ~200 deaths

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i bought this DLC and now units simply wont move to the frontline they are assigned to, could paradox for once release a DLC that doesn't fxucking brick the game? Is it really that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difficult? Literal rxetards.

Actually good EU4 DLC

sped Devs, s3men gurgling fanbase with a total of four functioning neurons and broken AI.
Big potential, place on wishlist but dont buy rn.

This truly is the most game ever. I cant comprehend the amount that went into this. Turly inspiring. Awe-mazing! When i get a kill, i go "BAZINGA" in my head and then i laugh out loud (lol). This game made me stop having intercourse with various clothing items around my house, sometimes i use vegetables like cucumbers and carrots to achieve anal orgasm. Anyway, playing csgo is like playing real life. I am a former [REDACTED]. With my time in SPEC OPS i can say this is the most simulation of counter terror operations ever. Only thing i would like added is civilians so i can simulate real life (i shoot them). With my 15 confirmed kills and 2 purple hearts i can confidently say that this is just like being deployed in syria. Fighting russians and arabs who conduct terror operations in various desert towns (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lmao).
Anyway, this is the most game of the century, it certainly is of our time.
/10

never play with ai, its absolutely retarded and its pathfinding is almost broken.

Mouth breathers mad lol

Probably the best game of the 21st century. Nothing will ever compare to this classical masterpiece. This is our Magnum Opus. Nothing will ever eclipse this game, nothing will ever be more enjoyable than this game. I stopped having sex with my girlfriend because of this game. All encompassing and all consuming. This game has changed my life forever. I no longer eat, sleep or shower, i dont go to the toilet, i simply ♥♥♥♥ and piss in my boxers. Everytime i win i cream my pants for about 5-10 minutes before returning to play another round of Crab Game. This is my life now.