Recent reviews by Crimson

I found myself somehow smiling with childish glee almost the whole game, even through the horror. The credits almost made me cry because there wasn't more ;n;

You've all seen the news, I don't have to say why, you'll know it.

Chamber 2 hurt brain

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard rapidly approaching slappy feet noises before my head exploded, I'd have 2. Which isn't a lot but it's horrifying that I've never seen what gets me.

Simple, cheap, beautiful and addicting. That's it

You can be a lizard

You don't like deep waters?
You don't like hulking behemoths from millions of years ago hunting you?
You think this captain can shove that stupid robot up his?
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Too bad

Great for early beta, smooth, beautiful, and fun with friends