:carx_cup: Winner of Pallet Camping World Championship | 127 safe pallets dropped

:carx_cup: First place on 99% Exit Gates Invitational | Gates held for 14:37

:carx_cup: Winner of Urban Evasion Masters | Never entered chase

:carx_cup: Winner of Pre-Drop League S4 | Average chase: 12 pallets

:carx_cup: First place on Shift+W Grand Finals | W key never released

:carx_cup: Winner of Window Abuse Championship | Killer disconnected

:carx_cup: Winner of Fake Vault Open | 63 successful moonwalks

:carx_cup: Winner of Corner Self-Care Cup | 5 generators healed

:carx_cup: Winner of Locker Enjoyers Invitational | 18 minutes inside lockers

:carx_cup: Winner of Urban Rat League | 0 hooks, 0 gens, escaped

:CupZ: Second place on Flashlight Click Championship | 9,421 clicks

:CupZ: Second place on Crouch Spam Masters | 380 teabags/min

:CupZ: Second place on Exit Gate Dance Cup | 7-minute farewell

:mwc_cup: Third place on Hook Farming Invitational | Saved before killer left

:mwc_cup: Third place on Skill Check Miss Open | Ruined every gen equally

𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐏:

Chair: Kitchen stool (2021 Limited Edition)

Monitor: 15.6" notebook screen @ 60Hz

Keyboard: Missing 3 keycaps

Mouse: Found under the couch

Headset: Left ear louder than right

Internet: McDonald's Wi-Fi (borrowed)

UPS: Pray the electricity stays on

FPS: 28–60 (depends on the chase)

Ping: 15 → 280 ms (randomly generated)