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I’m talking realistic secondary motion that reacts to wind, to attacks, to camera angles. The way they settle after a big move? Chef’s kiss. The subtle micro-jiggles when a character is just standing there breathing? I’m on my knees. I’ve spent literal hours in the character menu just rotating the camera and watching the physics do their holy work. My right hand has never been more religious.
Because of this jiggle physics, I’m starting to believe there is a God.
No atheist could look at the way these characters move and still claim the universe is random chance.
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Make a small lake.
Build a platform 24 blocks away from the island, for mobs to spawn.
Make 10 cactus green dye.
Make 10 mushroom stew.
Craft 10 Jack 'o' lanterns.
Craft 10 bookcases. (As of Minecraft 1.3, crafting bookcases is only possible if cows spawn on your island)
Make 10 bread.
Collect 10 Ender-pearls.
Cook 10 fish.
Craft 10 Black Wool.
Craft 10 Gray Wool.
Craft 10 Light Gray Wool.
Craft 10 Lime Green Wool.
Craft 10 Red Wool.
Craft 10 Yellow Wool.
Craft 10 Pink Wool.
Craft 10 Green Wool.
Craft 10 Orange Wool.
Craft 10 Snow Golems.
Craft 20 Paintings.
Build and light a nether portal.
Craft 5 Gold Ingots.
Craft 16 Glass Panes.
Collect 50 birch logs.
Collect 64 arrows and craft a bow.
Craft 10 stone buttons.
Craft 30 stone slabs.
Craft 10 signs.
Craft 20 ladders.
Craft 20 fences.
Craft 20 fence gates.
Craft 10 levers.
Craft 10 trapdoors.
Craft 10 stone pressure plates.
Craft 10 wooden pressure plates.
Collect 64 bonemeal.
Craft 20 cobblestone stairs.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.