Late-night Rocket League sesh got weird REAL fast. Dude spent the entire match missing aerials, screaming “MY OCTANE IS CURSED!” every time he whiffed. Post-match, he spammed my inbox with cryptic rants about how the ball was rigged, boost pads were portals to another dimension, and goal explosions were secretly government mind-control tools. Thought it was banter until this maniac appeared at my doorstep two days later dressed head-to-toe as a human-sized Fennec. Before I could react, he front-flipped through my living room window, handed me a USB stick labeled "Top Secret RL Mechanics," and whispered “They’re watching us.” Then he casually stole a slice of pizza, sprinted outside shouting "WHAT A SAVE!" and vanished into the night. Now I sleep clutching my controller, haunted by echoes of his laughter after every demo. Honestly, best teammate ever, though I'm pretty sure he’s wanted by Psyonix for crimes against sanity. 13/10—would definitely party up again

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was gay.

-rep. good sex but he didn't want to cuddle with me afterwards

+rep his dong is bigger than mine

+rep, I fuc k his mother he fuc k my mother. fast trade good price