hey can u not put a picture of my wife as ur avatar? kinda rude she is my wife first of all

Nice chest

Nice chest

Nice chest

I don't understand why ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call me gay? Of all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the universe, I'm the gay one?!

So I was talking to some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, one was talking about getting head. His description was quite weird because the lady was giving straight teeth and he was not enjoying it. I, as an intellectual of the highest caliber just said the most basic thing: that it was really easy to give a blowjob, the ♥♥♥♥♥ just dumb.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at me like I was a dog with wings, dumbfounded like I killed a person.

It's really easy to do head, you see? You must simply suck gently, it's not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PS4 controller, gag on the t... Sorry, erotica there, but basically you must make it moist and touch where most nerve receptors are.

But I'm not gay! This is common sense!

But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ were dumbfounded! This is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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