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Reasons that Dora the Explorer is an illegal immigrant.

She speaks spanish... she speaks Spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks Spanish perfectly!

That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!

She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?

She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

"Exploradora" is Latin for the word spy.

I rest my case.

Today I [M63] found my wife [F18] in my house [314m²] blowing my uncle [M92] in my bathroom [15m²]. I left via my car [Toyota Corolla] [43L tank] and drove [16KM] to the store [112m²] and purchased a can of Monster™ Energy Drink [500mL] and paid the Cashier [M21] for the drink [$5.00]
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God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?? what was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives. who will wipe this blood off us?? what water is there for us to clean ourselves?? what festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent?? is not the greatness of this deed too great for us?? must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

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there's a group that the internet neglects

I'm talking about the people that are too strong to fall apart, and legitimately don't think themselves worthy of any attention. They're the kids who make themselves stable and may not burst into tears or cut themselves, they don't ever even feel like either, but they never really have highlights. Nothing to be sad about, nothing to be happy about. They're the kids who'll sit by themselves when given the choice, not because of anxiety, but because they've given up on connecting to people. They'll respond in just a couple of words when people ask them questions, not because they're scared of what you think of them, but because they don't think anyone benefits from this conversation. Insult them or compliment them and it won't mean a thing. They're the kids who don't know why they can't feel happy, but keep thinking that one day they'll feel fine. It's not ho

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥! This ASSHAT just used an EMOJI! XD EMOJIS (yuck) are CRINGE!

COOL people say XD or SPEECH 100, only LOSERS use the easily understandable reactions, COOL people use out of date memes and letters made to look like faces which is absolutely nothing like emojis.

My dad sent me this yesterday:

Your mum is wondering if you'll be home for dinner this weekend 😊

He sent ME an EMOJI (ewww) so I picked up my ak and killed the CRINGEY sunuvabitch!

Only INSTATRASH send EMOJIS (gross) and, REAL MEN are wholesome chungus keanu 100 and talk like ME.

Anyone who disagrees is a NORMIE! Now I'm going to go back to r/dankmemes and talk with much more CIVILISED people.

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This is it. This is the most Straight White Boy™ complaint I've ever read.

The year is 4023. Many of the world's leading civilizations have fallen, and on this dark day, Russia captured the fries. The French have fallen.

✋☭✋☭✋☭✋☭o ♥♥♥♥ waddup 👋 here 🛠 come dat bourgeoisie 🛠🛠 right 🛠🛠 th ☭ ere✋✋✋ dat ☭ bourgeoisie ✔☭ ✔if dat bourgeoisie ☭ ƽai so 💯 i sai so 💯 thats what im talking about right there 🛠 o ♥♥♥♥ (chorus: ଠ sʰᶦᵗ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 ✋✋O0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ 💯 ☭☭☭ 👋👋 waddup

I want to drink bleach

jesus kun stared at judith-san, their eyes fiercely interlocking. jesus kun's length was filling judith san, penetrating his inner sins and purifying his soul.

"j-jesus kun" judith san stuttered

"judith san, i im about to fill u w/ da holy spirit" jesus kun admitted

all judith san needeth was to nod

then jesus kun filled him with the holy spirit forever and ever amen

stay in smut kids don't do skool

milk fic

lifted bro

whooo being lifted is the best sign of manliness bro

I'VE been lifted bro, wbu bro??

Being lifted is the best bro

Have you ever been lifted bro?

"I've been lifted bro"

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💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy ♥♥♥♥ edgY ♥♥♥♥ 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 ♥♥♥♥ right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy ♥♥♥♥

No.
Further expansion:
Gay and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ do not mean the same thing. If they did, calling someone a "gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥" would be the same thing as calling someone a "gay gay" or "♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥".
If you call someone a gay gay, that makes you sound like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you call someone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it DOES NOT make you gay. It makes you an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, or in other words, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I've never called someone a '♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥' and then suddenly had the overwhelming urge to suck a ♥♥♥♥ and get anal ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Granted, I've never once called someone a "♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥" because I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I would be willing to test this theory for the furthering of science and the understanding of foul language arts.

🙍I don't wanna. I want to be with my boyfriend 👬❤.
I want to be be treated like a normal human being. 👻💣💒🐒🐵
I want to be reconginzed by the government.✈💣👳👳👳👳
I want to get fisted.✊🔨
I want to lead a normal life.👬🍆💦👱👶

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ DIPPITY DOO DA DIPPITY HEY! I LOVE GRABBING ♥♥♥♥♥ ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ DIPPITY DOO DA DIPPITY HEY! I LOVE GRABBING ♥♥♥♥♥ ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ DIPPITY DOO DA DIPPITY HEY! I LOVE GRABBING ♥♥♥♥♥ ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

NOHRIAN S C U M

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

you either die OR YOUR BOYFRIEND DIES

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#instinct

legit will send all of team intinct to your front door
w a t c h m e

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