The Last Engineer Gaming...

P C S P E C S:
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O S : Windows Bandera (Anything but Linux)

C P U : Highly Modified MINSK-1 [31 bit] (Imported from Красноярск)

C A S E : Amalgamated Cartons of Eggs (ACE) - Waterproofed with Paraffin, and fireproofed with Asbestos. Special help with hot glue from Grandad. Thanks, Grandad!

R A M : To be slaughtered due to age and declining abilities. Rest in piece, Flowerboy <3 (2011-2027)

G P U : Elbrus 2 (Imported from open-air Soviet museum, Transnistria)

P A S T E : Homebrand Condensed Milk (Imported From Latvia)

P S U: ~89 Racially pure hamsters running on wheels (6-7 Horsepower), Efficient LED Bulb over a solar panel to generate infinite energy when one of my experiments eventually dies from exhaustion. Failure is only a step on the path to teaching the world about the wonders of racial science.

F A N: Zhengzhou Everbright DF-001 (Imported from Henan)

K E Y B O A R D : MacBook Wheel (Imported from California)

M O U S E : Black, has RGB (Make no longer identifiable because the sweat has completely dissolved the logo)



[You're not stupid... you're just...*Sensitive*...]