I'm usually online because I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life! OMEGALUL such funny joke am i rite, but for real send help, the FBI people are outside my window yelling because I didn't pay my taxes I think, might be because of the kid screaming in my cellar but I'm not sure because I did tell him to be quiet or else he wouldn't get any candy today, so I surely hope it's just the taxes again.

I have some names, like TrymChan, SenpaiHentai, TrymChan again, you get the point. :P

I'm usually chill, sometimes, maybe a little, pfft i dunno LOL

NOT VIRGIN! I HAD SMEXY SMEX WITH MY PILLOW THAT I DREW A FACE ON! SO DONT CALL ME A VIRGIN BECAUSE I WILL GET YOU BANNED ON MINECRAFT AND ROBLOX BECAUSE MY FATHER OWNS MICRO(penis)SOFT!!1!

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𝓟𝑙𝓼 𝑟𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝓌ℎ𝒶𝑡𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎⅈ𝓼 ⅈ𝓼 𝑏𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓼𝑒 𝐼 𝑘𝓃𝑜𝔀 𝑗𝒶𝑝𝒶𝓃𝑒𝓼𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑑 𝑡𝑜𝑡𝒶𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝒹ⅈ𝒹𝓃'𝑡 𝑢𝓼𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝒶𝓃𝓼𝑙𝒶𝑡𝑒:

私は公式の日本人オタクです

私は非常に小さな陰茎を持っています

私はかわいいと思う

私と性交しないでください

私の叔父は一度それをやった

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Best quotes tbh:

Some friend or some ♥♥♥♥: "weeb".

The TrymChan (that's me btw): I don't know how quotes work.

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Get yourselves a guy as descriptive as my grandfather <3

Yesterday he said this: "Each time i thrust, your boobs shake like a battleship sinking into pearl harbor." so inspiring :D

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THE IMPORTANT ♥♥♥♥!:

Online ~ I'm online, which should be pretty obvious? ....yeeeaaahh

Away ~ I'm away, obviously... OR WATCHING HENTAI lol

Busy ~ I'm well, you know, BUSY as it says right there. Even though I never use it. But I'm probably wanking off to hentai again

Looking to play ~ Never used, cus I actually have to press it and I don't find the reason. lmfao

Looking to trade ~ Never used, do you see anything in my inventory worth trading? xddddddd

Offline ~ Obviously offline, you know..... sleeping? That's something normal people do right? WELL GUESS WHAT! I'M WANKING OFF TO SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HENTAI AGAIN!

Sex ~ Yes please

Age ~ Only 10 or younger ty. If you have tits I'm gonna say no thanks because I don't believe in tits, if you're not as flat as the earth you can get the ♥♥♥♥ away, so only flat chested grills allowed <3

N-now go away, because it's not like i want you to r-read this or anything, b-baka!