TurkeyFace
TurkeyFace
New Jersey, United States
:repoop: Hi. Maybe I stream at twitch.tv/turkeyface or maybe I don't. :repoop:
:repoop: Hi. Maybe I stream at twitch.tv/turkeyface or maybe I don't. :repoop:
Currently Offline
In case no one told you today:
Life is decay

You will always truly be alone

You are expendable

Nothing happens for a reason

You're going to die

You will be forgotten

It will be like you never existed

You're welcome ;)
Screenshot Showcase
Thick Thighs Save Lives
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Favorite Game
6,964
Hours played
253
Achievements
Favorite Game
1,312
Hours played
32
Achievements
Favorite Group
Balor Games - Public Group
Official Steam Group for Balor Games!
146,167
Members
4,854
In-Game
29,607
Online
2,600
In Chat
Favorite Guide
Created by - HUNGRY AS A HIPPY
24 ratings
In this guide you will learn how to play as Nea Karlsson.
Items Up For Trade
5,856
Items Owned
10
Trades Made
11,512
Market Transactions
Awards Showcase
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Awards Received
167
Awards Given
Video Showcase
TurkeyFace YouTube Channel Trailer
Review Showcase
538 Hours played
As a noble and tactical turkey warrior, I can confidently say that Escape From Tarkov is the closest thing to real-life survival… without actually being hunted by humans on Thanksgiving morning.

10/10 gobbles. Would extract again.
Review Showcase
19.2 Hours played
This game is an absolute feast! Dying Light: The Beast makes me feel like a turbo-charged turkey on a rooftop buffet—fast, furious, and feather-flapping fantastic. The beast mode had me strutting through the streets like a king bird on Thanksgiving Eve, and let me tell you… the zombies never stood a chance against my glorious gobbles.

The parkour? Smooth as a turkey’s strut. The combat? Juicier than the world’s finest drumstick. And the atmosphere? So tense I nearly fluffed all my feathers. If you want a game that’s equal parts scary, action-packed, and positively turkey-tastic, this is it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got more zombies to peck.
Workshop Showcase
NOTE: IF YOU'RE USING WORKSHOP PLEASE LET THE GAME UPDATE THE MOD AND SYNC. http://www.thepcmasterrace.com/assets/uploads/2014/05/Updates.png Made various updates to the spells. Added gain to Scorpion chants GET OVER and COME HERE! In other words, it's lou
Recent Activity
150 hrs on record
last played on Aug 28
6,964 hrs on record
last played on Aug 26
1,312 hrs on record
last played on Aug 25
May 23 @ 12:23pm 
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Aug 1, 2024 @ 11:20am 
-rep has a stinky 6th toe, refuses to clean i
Feb 10, 2024 @ 3:09am 
+Rep. Great teammates... :steamhappy: But be careful not to play too much with him. He is toxic and tbag a lot. And I have also started to do that now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Feb 9, 2024 @ 3:49am 
IcyHot knows that Turkey is very toxic
Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:31am 
-rep One of the most toxic dbd players out there. running around naked and featherless. teabags at every pallet. smacks on every hook. always plays ghostface to satisfy those tbag needs. Avoid this turkey. Eat chickens, not turkeys people!:sacrificed:
Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:30am 
A great and amazing person ! I'm thankful i found ya friend