And 2020, and 2021, but not 2022... loser

You missed 2018 loser

Lol look at this loser working a steady job while in a healthy, long-term, serious relationship.

tfw you're en route to living with your parents at the age of 40 but it's ok because Tim Horton's coffee is by your side.

A man lost in the eternal spiral of doom, like a hermit in solitude; a man cuckolded by his closest of friends, falling into the ever-reaching pit of the abyss; a man whose very existence the universe has forgotten, like a speck of sand on an infinite coast; a man
WITH
NO
INTERNET.

back in my day age was just a number

"Back in my day" says the guy younger than me lol.

Back in my day, santa gave you coal. Or toys that needed batteries. Y'all kids be getting monitors for christmas...

NOT WHEN YOU'VE GOT AN XL2411Z BABYYYYY!

Holidays suck.