-rep likes the orange filter on dbd

-rep gaystrel

I didn't know it was possible to lose a tutorial until I queued with this guy.

His aim is powered by hope, his game sense is a rumor, and every callout somehow makes the situation worse. If there's a cliff, he'll find it. If there's friendly fire, he'll discover it. If there's a boss mechanic, he'll personally demonstrate what not to do.

Pros:

Keeps morale high by giving the enemy free confidence.
Can turn a guaranteed win into a cinematic comeback... for the other team.
Somehow survives with the lowest damage every match.

Cons:

Exists in my matchmaking.
Has the reaction time of a Windows XP update.
Believes "I'll clutch" moments belong in comedy compilations.

+rep a slightly moist feng

it's spelled vacuum

-rep rage hacker