🍗Put 'em in a fryer, stick 'em on a griddle, cha-ka (Rat, rat, eatin' rats)🍗
🍗(Rat, rat, eatin' rats)🍗
🍗A couple slices of bread, stuff a rat in the middle (Rat, rat, eatin' rats)🍗
🍗(Rat, rat, eatin' rats)🍗
🍗If you're not too finicky, I'll make a fricassee (Rat, rat, eatin' rats)🍗
🍗(Rat, rat, eatin' rats)🍗
🍗For you and me, babe (Rat, rat, eatin' rats)🍗
🍗Eatin' rats, yeah! (Rat, rat, eatin' rats, ah-ooh)🍗
🍗In this alley, I'm the king (He's the king)🍗
🍗Smell like salmon and onion rings (Onion rings)🍗
🍗Got no time for fancy things (Fancy things)🍗
🍗Chasin' rats when my belly sings🍗
🍗Like a hobo's grimy paws (Grimy paws)🍗
🍗Tetanus shoots from my claws🍗
🍗Into you, out of me🍗
🍗Into you, out of me🍗

🍗All of my nights, I'm chasin' rats (Chasin' the rats)🍗
🍗All of my days, I'm takin' naps (That's where it's at)🍗
🍗And in my dreams, I'm the king of cats (He's the king of cats)🍗
🍗All of my nights, I'm chasin' rats (Chasin' the rats)🍗
🍗All of my days, I'm takin' naps (That's where it's at)🍗
🍗And in my dreams, I'm the king of cats (He's the king of cats)🍗
🍗I will hunt you down (There will be nowhere to hide)🍗
🍗Bones littered at my feet🍗
🍗All I've got is rats to eat🍗
🍗(Pile of bones at his feet)🍗
🍗I'm not the cat you wanna meet🍗
🍗(He's a bad, bad kitty, a bad, bad kitty)🍗
🍗What's your business on my street?🍗
🍗(His street, you better believe)🍗

🍗Tasty legs and crispy thighs on my mind🍗
🍗I'm so hungry now, I'm gonna🍗
🍗Chase 'em, grab 'em, fry 'em🍗
🍗So tasty, tasty legs🍗
🍗So tasty, tasty legs🍗
🍗So tasty, tasty legs🍗
🍗Find 'em in the dumpster or an alley🍗
🍗Shake, shake, shake 'em and bake 'em🍗
🍗Shake, shake, shake 'em and bake 'em🍗
🍗Grab 'em by the tail, they're tastier than snails🍗
🍗Grab 'em, stomp 'em, skin 'em, crunch 'em🍗
🍗Grab 'em, stomp 'em, skin 'em, crunch 'em🍗

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